Mine is a velociraptor. They are small but deadly.
LOL me and my nephew do this, every time I see him I ask him. What’s your favourite Dinosaur? He always says, A T-Rex, then a velociraptor. Then we have a debate about why the velociraptor is the best. He’s 5, it makes his day.
The only thing they will find in my stool is a load of Guinness, because it’s all black lulz. Teh Guinness shits you need a gas mask for. That and a load of toilet cleaner.
Poodles usually have a self entitled person attached with them where I live. That’s why I want to be a Pterodactyl lulz.
Edit: we have a lot of poodle owners here like this lady (although her dogs aren’t poodles). Which is why K-K-K-Ken rules: