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#868

‘Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet’


#869

‘You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving but you do if you wish to go twice’


#870

'Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard’


#871

'Just say NO to drugs

Well, if you’re talking to your drugs…

You’ve probably already said YES"


#872

So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.


#873

:yum:

Jokes need not offend anyone… Although, that’s fun too :grin:


#874

With shell shock all around, no doubt.


#875


#876

:joy::joy: Two bikes in one


#877

Let’s split man! :laughing:


#878

lol, that bike must have been made on a Friday afternoon just before the shift ended.


#879

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#880

lol, good one in there @nwg


#881

Probably old and washed- and soured-out, but here I go:


#882


#883

Now that’s truth!!! :laughing:


#884

lol, pretty much it @philT !


#885

image


#886

ZedCedar must really like getting flamed… :grin:


#887

I was about to advice him asking at the Arch forum, but given up. :smiley: