‘Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet’
‘You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving but you do if you wish to go twice’
'Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
'Just say NO to drugs
Well, if you’re talking to your drugs…
You’ve probably already said YES"
So this lorry full of tortoises collided with a van full of terrapins. It was a turtle disaster.
Jokes need not offend anyone… Although, that’s fun too
With shell shock all around, no doubt.
Two bikes in one
Let’s split man!
lol, that bike must have been made on a Friday afternoon just before the shift ended.
Now that’s truth!!!
ZedCedar must really like getting flamed…
I was about to advice him asking at the Arch forum, but given up.