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#828

Aren t they twins ! lol


#829

“I don’t begrudge them for their money,” Holt says. “I just fucking hate people that are becoming superstars for doing nothing. Kim Kardashian was a closet organizer and then she did a sex tape and became famous for it.”

[Slayer’s Gary Holt has some strong words about Kendall, Kylie and the Kardashians]{https://www.altpress.com/news/kendall_kylie_shirts_slayer_gary_holt/)


#830

Like that guy !


#831

Any Chuck Norris fans?

Chuck Norris memes


#832

Gary Holt is the man.


#833


#834

#835

^ Just tickles the f@$k outta me :yum:


#836

lol, good one in there @Glenn


#837

This one’s going on the office wall.


#838

After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn’t in quite some time.

It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back.

He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach.

He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent.

As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop?’ To which he responded…

‘I found the remote’

:stuck_out_tongue:


#839

lol, I would imagine putting something like that in the vehicule(s) on my job, public transports for either students or people that are doing some physios (part time for now) . Guess that I would have a call from my boss.lol


#840

lol, that lovely remote ! One s gotta love it right !

Bet that she was mad afterward.


#841

In a open and free society like Canada, you could get away with something like that @altman. Too many people with sticks up their ass in the US, you’d probably get waterboarded here and hung out to dry. lol


#842

As sociologists-statisticians have shown, the phrase “you should try everything in life” means drugs and amateur porn much more often than quantum physics and molecular chemistry.


#843

^Hehehe!


#844

Not sure about that one, if some can find anything bad they would report it.


#845

lol, pretty much it @nwg


#846


#847

Something tells me this guy doesn’t like Chevy