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#686

My wife is almost 40 and regularly gets confused for being in her early 20’s by people.


#687

Some one needs to look in the mirror… :rofl:
They always think they have to use a hoover vacuum cleaner in order to have lympho suction! :joy:


#688

You know… Marie is 58 and doesn’t have a grey hair on her head.

Perish the thought what my hair would look like if my girls wouldn’t keep playing with it but I bet it would be more grey than what she has.


#689

Hahahaha! :joy:


#690

hahaha.


#691

What’s really cool… No matter what happens, She’ll always be older than me :+1:


#692

I LOVE THIS MOVIE!

LOVE IT


#694

Hahaha! Yeah… The concept of a human fucking a sandwich, completely (for some reason) escaped my mind :grin:


#695

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#696

You know, all the succesful people wake up at 5am. Maybe the vegans have something?

Also, I didn’t realise this thread existed so I’ll post the crummy joke I posted elsewhere here:

What’s a pirate’s favourite programming language?

“Well, I love to Rrrrr, but my first love be C”


#697

YOU MEAN THERE IS TWO OF THEM!!

Trump #2

The Trump spud…


#698

Poor her ! lol


#699

It’s 5am here and I’m awake!


#700

Boy you Guys are late risers! So lazy!:joy:
I’m up around 3:00! What bums we have on this forum!:joy::rofl::rofl:


#701


#702

Seems Santa’s coming anyway! :slight_smile:


#703

lol, 3:oo pm you mean @sevenday4 ! lol


#704

Wow, nicee @nwg


#705

Hahahaha! :rofl:


#706

lol, pretty much it I guess @Dobbie03 .