- Honey, how about a quiet weekend?
- Oh yes my love !
- Okay, see you Monday, then."
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum
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Fuckin-A man…
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Bubbles is the best. A real kitty man taboot.
Finally, someone older than me!
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Welcome to the club ! lol
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Nothing wrong with a bit more maths!
Math it up!
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Oops -
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The joke is on the fake city for teaming up with New Jersey…
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A prisoner of a very tough penitentiary chats with a new one:
- Me, I took 10 years for fraud, and you?
- 20 years for first aid.
- Stop, you’re kidding, no one has ever taken 20 years for first aid, not even a year!
- Yes, yes: my mother-in-law was bleeding from the nose, so I made a tourniquet around her neck to stop the bleeding.
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